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A related FML.   Leave a comment

Whew, how long has it been? Seriously. I have never blogged within a month. ;( probably because I was too busy. >>;

Anyway, I found something very interesting on fmylife.com. but the thing is that this similarity was months ago and the anecdote was made a few days ago.

and this FML may have been based on this Lamebook post back in November.

I don’t want to post the Screen-capped status because of two reasons; 1. It has a picture of poop and.. 2. I don’t want to spoil the surprise. 😉

See for yourself! 😀

Posted March 4, 2011 by lonestargrl in Web

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The end of hope 4 New mexico.   Leave a comment

Yesterday, everyone came out and voted who would be the next person to become the Governor and Lieutenant Governor of New Mexico. This morning, I am surprised that Susana Martinez, A republican candidate, will officially take office as Lieutenant Governor of New Mexico. I seriously wished that it would be Diane Denish because she would be more than happy to open the doors of education to the public, the children, and even the illiterate. My opinion? This majestic state of New Mexico is screwed for life. Susana Martinez is gonna fuck every up. Privatizing everything sounds like communist thinking and to privatize the doors of education is Social communism. As a Democrat, I am shameful to become a citizen of New Mexico if everyone agrees to lock the doors of education and even deny every one of their natural right to become smart, well-educated and to pursue their biggest dreams to change the world forever. Somehow, I feel that I should leave this state until someone, somewhere in New Mexico can stand up to a disgraceful mistake the people of New Mexico has made. I’ve been in New Mexico long enough to see Corruption happen more times than Russia (Not that I went there personally but knew about Political corruption in Russia in the news…). There is but one thing I hate about republicans…they only care about the money and the attention they’re getting rather than the well-being of the citizens of the United states and the world. These Republicans, like Susana Martinez, are nothing but right-wing attention whores wanting to a lot of B.S. for money and fuck everything up for everybody like President Bush started the so-called, “War against Terrorism” (A.K.A. The Middle Eastern oil-fight). Privatizing the rights to education from the poor is like taking away freedom from the people who needs the most: the people of New Mexico.

Posted November 3, 2010 by lonestargrl in Life

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FMLs of the year: Messin’ with the homeless…   Leave a comment

Ahaha, Welcome to the very first edition of FMLs of the year. Where the FMLs go from “Your life sux” to “You f*cking deserve it!!!”

This first one just made himself not only a disservice to humanity but also a disgrace as well. Looks like he got what was coming…

Karma's a really big bitch... 😐

This FML goes in the “You F*cking Deserve it” category as he should’ve known better to not f/ck with the homeless man than to feel sorry about the way he lives. Too bad there’s no category in the Darwin awards for “Asinine judgement towards the less fortunate”. He would definitely be nominated for one. 😦

Here’s another FML that totally sucks…badly. The OP (original poster) saw something that would require several punctures to the eyeballs or one of those memory erasers shown in those Men In Black movies..

That must've been worse than tubgirl and Lemon party Combined. X_X

Damn. I’d hate to be that guy. Seeing somebody block my exit and taking a huge dump in public would require some serious therapy and screwdrivers to the eyes. No one would’ve imagined the fate OP had gone through.

Here’s another that sickens my stomach. This next OP Held out on this Less Fortunate person shortly after getting a soda. Karma kicked in the instant OP was being selfish.

Instant karma is one footing away....

I don’t know what’s worse, refusing to give a few quarters to a less fortunate man or being Karma’s next target for failing to do a good deed. You decide.

Most of them Got what was coming while one didn’t have an unsee button embedded in his brain. Too bad they had it coming or else be life’s next victim to shame, Embarrassment and disgrace.

Thanks for reading. 😉

Posted September 5, 2010 by lonestargrl in Web

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